Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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