Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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