he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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