school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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