return my video game
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
