I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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