Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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