Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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