? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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