I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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