she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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