I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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