is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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