Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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