So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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