You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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