would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
