That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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