Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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