He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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