Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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