That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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