is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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