I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
