The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
