Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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