He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You were trust falling into bushes
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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