Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He better not be in your backpack
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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