So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
