My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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