i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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