i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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