rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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