If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
