So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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