i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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