Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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