do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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