So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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