im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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