Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
