I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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