"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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