Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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