If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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