Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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