Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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