Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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