ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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