So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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